0 Pooches: How Mr B Never Leaves his Tepee

This is Mr. B.
Mr. B lives in a tepee.
A tepee without a door.
Each day when we leave Mr. B is sitting in his tepee.
Each day when we return Mr. B is back in his tepee.
He must have been there all day!

Sometimes, when I'm coming home, I can look up and see Mr. B like this:

I will point and wave at him.
He will look back at me. But when I come upstairs, he is back in his tepee. Like he never moved.

Poor Mr. B. He thinks that we don't know he doesn't stay in his tepee all day.

In case you missed it:
Why Mr. B lives in a tepee.
The story of Miss M and the incriminating pillow