My day usually starts with a gentle wake up call to the maid and the butler. On weekends, I let them sleep in, so I start my wake up call at 6:30 am, as opposed to my usual 5:30 am. I know they are awake, but they act like they are still sleeping. So I must vocally remind them it is my feeding time.
Sometimes they act like they are sleep walking just so they can go to the bathroom and back to bed without me knowing that they are truly awake, but I know that they are awake. Silly people, no one sleeps past 6:45 am on the weekends. Several excruciating hours later, the maid finally gets the hint and gets out of bed and makes my breakfast.
(I don't know why her phone is in my face, when she should be preparing my food).
Then it is time for my morning stroll, with my dog/pillow to meet my many fans and sign some autographs. After 10 minutes, I was over the walk, but my maid and butler kept telling me that they had a surprise for me. I was hoping it was a better maid and butler.
Two hours later, nothing. After signing some faces with slobber, I am back home with the same incompetent maid and butler, at least my dog/pillow knows his place in my home.
Is anyone else out there 'ruled' by a pup like Miss M?
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